#95- Music, XBox and Valentines Day.

Righto, we have begun the descent into legend.
Ladies and Gentleworms, this, is my 95th post on this blog.

Anyway, right. The post... Right... There was something I knew I wanted to type about...

Hmm, three days later and I still can't remember. Oh well, I'm gonna blog about random stuff. No, this was not my original plan, but I can't remember the original plan actually...

Music

Well, while watching a Weezer video on YouTube I saw this comment :

Weezer is great, but so is Justin Bieber. Why is it that people can't like two great musicians like Weezer and Justin Bieber? It is like if you like Weezer then you can't like Justin Bieber. I just love great music and Weezer and Justin Bieber are both great music. Weezer was great in the 1990's and now Justin Bieber is great in 2011.

Well, this brought a lot of things to my attention. Some people do believe that because they like a certain band, they can't like other certain bands. Yes, I will admit that. Some people do.

However, to compare Bieber to Weezer screams of blasphemy to me. Sorry, it just does.

The anti-christ is here...

I'm sorry but Justin will never be "great music." Never. In fact, if the world ever considers him "great music" then I'm leaving. Straight away. The only reason people like him is because he is forced down our throats on MTV, Radio shows and idiots commenting on YouTube videos. He is not great. He cannot be compared to Weezer. That is all I will say on this subject.

 XBox

I will admit that I am beginning to like the XBox. As a devout "Playstationer" this is shocking me to my core but I have to admit, it is so much easier to use. It can't play blu-ray, which is my only fault on it at the moment but hopefully me and my XBox will enjoy a long relationship ahead.

Valentines Day

Well, I am not single. So that means I have to pay attention to Valentines day this year. So presents are bought, meals prepared, plans made and everything done to make this as hassle free a day as possible. However, I know that despite my best efforts, something will go wrong. So, I'm sorry Alannah in advance for anything that goes wrong. In fact, I am preparing excuses already for anything that could spoil our day, ranging from illness all the way up to a nuclear apocalypse. So hopefully, if something does go wrong, I'll be able to say something... cu... cut... nice, to make up for it.

Be prepared...

Anyway, I guess that's it. I have been thinking about buying myself a shirt with "Peace out Bubs" written on it. So if anyone else is interested, let me know. (Or if you think that is the most self-serving thing I could do and it's pathetic, let me know also)

Peace out bubs.

Andrew out.

Planning ahead and the "Board of super evil"

As a minor celebrity, I always get asked "Andrew, what are your ambitions in life?" Well, in this post, I intend answering about my ambitions.

Taking over the world.


Now, many people have wanted to do this, but have lacked either the resources, the intelligence or the man power. Well, I will succeed where others have failed.

From an early age I have watched the evil villains plans being thwarted time and time again by bad acting and even worse 1 dimensional characters. I have watched as villains have been portrayed as idiots who do not post guards at ventilation tunnels, leave weak points in death stars and attempt to kill a pesky secret agent with slow moving machinery.

Well, no more! I will not bother with the clichéd woman that is "loyal" only to me. I will send in a transvestite male who has been especially chosen for the job. If he/she doesn't kill the agent, then the horror of having had sex with him/her will. I will not attempt to kill the secret agent with slow moving machinery, bowler hats and/or lasers. I will shoot him. In the head. Repeatedly if necessary. I will cover the "exhaust port" with continually firing lasers if possible to detonate any proton torpedoes at the entrance to the shaft. If this is not a viable option then i shall cover the exhaust port with the corpses of men that have failed me. Simple.

Ventilation shafts will be greased, spiked, heated to unbearable temperatures and lead directly away from my main control room/jail/power generator. Instead, they will go in a loop, bypassing all crucial rooms, and lead back outside. Or failing that, will be too small to crawl through. Big problem, simple solution.

How do I intend taking over the world? Simple. It's already happening. You just don't know it yet. Let's just say it involves hamsters, snow plows and enough salad vegetables to cover France...

Anyway, I have already promised land in "the new world" to people. But it is not too late to swear loyalty to me. Accept me as your master and I will allow you the rule of the country/area/region of your wish.

"Oh my Andrew, how can I sign up?" - Timmy the innocent school boy.

Simple Timmy, just leave a comment saying
 "I think I should control ______ because _________"
or
"I want to be --enter position of power here-- because________"
 and I will judge who deserves what.

At the moment we have.

Overlord Andrew the Merciless, the Slayer of countries, Consumer of souls and Beloved by all.
"The Overlords Love" Conqueror of China. Wife of the Overlord. Director of Space and Time.

"The Comical Violinist Mortimer Le Tete". Controller of England and the Irish Isle. Commander of the armies and Second in Command.
"1.5." Moon Base Commander and 1.5 in command.
"Lamia". Ruler of Australia, Orkney and the "smilie isles." Queen of the damned and Chief Enforcer of the Overlords will.
"Quella." Beloved of Antarctica and the Himalayan mountains. Assistant to the Chief Enforcer.
"Lady Rain". Enslaver of Mauritius. Commander of the Navy and Director of Research.

"The Red Death". Caesar of the Ex-Dominican Republic. Assassin of Marque and Head of "Motivation".
"Pebbles". The Re-educator of the US. Director of Epic Music and the Slayer of Beliebers.

"Mustard Trousers" Controller of the Alt and Delete.
"Condon" Ruler of the Nuclear Wasteland (Previously Canada.) Director of Mutant relations and Court jester.
"The Shrouded" Governor for life of Hong Kong, Taiwan, Vietnam and Russia. Director of global communications.

There are more positions to fill. So don't forget to comment. 

Peace out bubs.

Andrew out.

Horoscope issues?

**NOTE- Most of this post is pictures. Do not be put off by it's length.**

Well then, I felt the need to blog about something which everyone seems to have felt has a deep significance in their lives. Their horoscope or star sign.

Recently it has been revealed that someone has added a new star sign to the whole schebang. Well, in my opinion. Why? Seriously, the world was happy with being what they were. Some people felt that because they are a Libra, they have certain qualities. And now, apparently, they have new qualities. Anyone else see a small problem with that? I do.

According to the "new rules," I am no longer a Scorpio as Scorpio is the shortest lived star sign with only 6 days available to it. I am now a Libra. So, what I'm saying is, I have went from one of the coolest star signs to one of the most boring and annoying.

Scorpions = Cool

So, in response, I have decided to do two things.
1- Completely ignore this upstart star sign. Seriously, I don't like it, it doesn't like me so I'm just going to ignore it. And remain a Scorpio.
2- This.

Andrews New Astrological Signs

January 

"Lara Croftians" are known to be crafty, good with their weapons and spend most of their time looting old ruins. They also seem to be a magnet for any and all supernatural/weird/strange goings on in the world. 

February

"Crashes" are fun to be around, crazy and enjoy the simple things. Like thwarting villains with rockets in their heads etc. Usually only makes random noises and lacks the capacity to talk properly. Has been known to get addicted to "Wumpa Fruit." Which we all know is just a street name for crack.

March

"Spyros" are passionate, fun-loving, purple fire breathing dragons. Well, maybe not that last bit but still! Enjoy flying around and seeing new places and staring evilly at me as I write this down... "Spyros" are awesome... Don't hit me spyro! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg

April

"Mario's" are always plumbers that have a side job as a detective for any and every kidnapping unit in the world. With an unbelievable knack at crawling through pipes to save princesses, Mario's are always in high demand. Especially from the ladies with the moustache they are required to grow by law.

May

"Clouds" are super soldiers. Bred to kill. Extremely deadly and apparently, good in bed. Apparently. Usually found compensating by having on oversized sword. (see above)

June

"Abe's" normally spend a lot of time attempting to save the rest of their species. Usually found attempting to free prisoners of the vile machine that turns us all into juice. Seriously.

July

"Pac-men" are the waste disposal experts of the modern world. If they can't eat it then it obviously is a ghost and needs to be avoided. May have the unfortunate side effect of eating everything.

August

"I-can't-remember-this-guys-namians" are skeletal, happy and generally impossible to find on the internet. Making my job harder.

September

"Sonics" are well known for being fast, cheeky and annoying. Usually spend their time running around collecting gold rings so they have as much "bling" as other sonics do.

October

"Princes" have an overinflated feeling of self-confidence which is undeserved. Can control time to do whatever they want. So, you might have been attacked by a Prince. But you wouldn't know it.

November

"Snakes" are the best. Why? Because I said so! Sneaky, cunning and usually rough shaven. Can be found to have a weird obsession with trying to eat exotic animals.

December

"Ray men" are usually not very confident due to the lack of arms, legs and neck. Can be found dealing with shady customers and is a bad influence on others.

Peace out bubs.

Andrew out.