Another day in the life of a Raith Rovers Pieman...

Righto, yesterday was the Kdy derby. Dunfermline visiting Starks Park to try and beat s**t out of people. Yeah, really. They do.

Well, anyway, as I was down the high street attempting to get my dad his present and then head to work, I got caught by the police. In the middle of a Dunfermline supporting group. So obviously, because I was near them, look aged 17-21, I must be here to cause trouble... Well, I wasn't. I was trying to get to work. I ended up being late because the police wanted us to hold hands and cross roads at the same time. Well, not really. But you get the picture. Eventually, I managed to wriggle my way out of the stampede and got to work. Only to be told "You're late. I thought you said you'd be early today." Umm, no I didn't. I said I'd turn up. I never gave a specific time. And at least I got there in one piece, I got so many evils from people I knew for associating with the Pars and it looked like they wanted to tear out my eyes and skullf**k me. No kidding.

Anyway, from 2 til quarter to 5, I was on non-stop service. So, no break. At all. Well, that could be ok. If I didn't have to deal with idiots...

"How much is a cheeseburger?"
"£1.90"
"A pie?"
"£1.40"
"Okay..."
"So, what do you want?"
"Nothing."
In head... *W````r*

"Can I get a cheeseburger?"
"We've no burgers left sorry."
"Hamburger..."
In head... *Oh god not again...* See, "A day in the life of a Raith Rovers Pieman..."  for previous reference...

"I'll have a pie" (Said by 4 year old)
"Whats the magic word?"
"Now..."
"Little fu... Get out of the queue."

Yeah. Interesting stuff.

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Peace out bubs.
Andrew out.